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If you are a married man who absolutely must drink booze, start a pub in your own home. Be the only customer and you won’t have to buy a license. Give your wife $200 to buy a bottle of whiskey. Remember, there are 12 pegs in a bottle. buy your drinks from your wife @$ 100 per peg.

When the first bottle is gone, your wife will have $1200 to deposit in the bank, and $200 to start a business again. if you should live ten years, continue to buy booze from her and then die, your widow will have enough money to bury you respectably, bring up your children, buy a house and a lot, marry a decent man and forget all about you.

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