An expensive Texan explaining the size of his ranch to his English host, “My property is so large that I can get up early in the morning, take my car and start driving around the property and by sunset I’m not back home yet.”
“I understand perfectly well, “I said the Britisher.” “I have a car like that too.”
A preacher saw a group of little boys sitting in the circle with a dog in the middle. He asked them what they were doing with the dog. One little fellow said, “We are not doing anything to the dog; We’re just telling lies and the one that tells the biggest one gets the dog.” The preacher told them that he was much shocked, that when he was a little boy he would never have even thought of telling a lie.
The little boy said, “That is the biggest lie. Give him the dog, fellers.”
