The Miracle Is Within You

World's most Inspirational Incidents, Quotes and Short stories.


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Haircut

A man accompanied by a small boy enters a barbershop and asks for a haircut. The man says, “I might just pop next door for a beer while you cut the kid’s hair.” The barber gives the boy a haircut, and then-after waiting a quite some time for the man to return-turns to the kid and asks, “Where on earth has your father gone to?”

“That’s not my father,” says the boy. “He’s just some guy who stopped me in the street and asked if I’d like a free haircut.”


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A personal advise

If you are a married man who absolutely must drink booze, start a pub in your own home. Be the only customer and you won’t have to buy a license. Give your wife $200 to buy a bottle of whiskey. Remember, there are 12 pegs in a bottle. buy your drinks from your wife @$ 100 per peg.

When the first bottle is gone, your wife will have $1200 to deposit in the bank, and $200 to start a business again. if you should live ten years, continue to buy booze from her and then die, your widow will have enough money to bury you respectably, bring up your children, buy a house and a lot, marry a decent man and forget all about you.